if u don’t like my poetry, ur probably an ugly baby
8. Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Actually, no.
28. What is something you currently want right now?
A publishing deal
50. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
That’s tough, but she I don’t think should lie about that, so yes.
14. Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears.”But doctor” He says, “I am Pagliacci.”
So to answer your question, no.
If you ever said you love me then don’t say you never lied…
Jack of All Trades
I have always adapted to the the women I’ve dated or found interesting and I believe that to be one of the biggest reasons I am the man I am today. If a girl says she likes something like theater or salsa dancing then you better believe the next day I’ll be reading every play written by Shakespeare or watching salsa dancing tutorials on youtube. Once I read the whole Twilight series just to impress a girl. The summer before its release, the trailer for The Watchman came out and a girl I was courting at the time introduced it to me as one of the greatest things she had ever read. I bought the graphic novel off Amazon, had it express shipped and read within the week, and knew the story as if I had written it myself. The whole reason I started working out and getting into shape was because I started dating a gym rat. I think all of these encounters are going to make me seem like the most interesting man alive once I meet my wife.
Black Tumblr
When I first made this blog I attempted so many times to join the famous black tumblr circle, but looking back now, I am actually glad that never happened. The drama yall N’s have sometimes is friggin crazy and I know —just from watching from the sidelines— I would lose a few friends if I joined in on the debates yall have from time to time.
Saturday night in
So I will be kicking it at the crib this evening hoping to catch some good laughs from the season finale of SNL featuring Kanye West. Along with watching tv I will be stalking all of your blogs and leaving random anons so just prepare yourselves.
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
If I could only meet a girl that actually likes to work out…
“New Slave” - Kanye West
About 20 minutes ago, ‘Ye announced his sixth solo studio album will be titled Yeezus. This comes hours after an overnight worldwide guerrilla campaign during which he debuted the album’s first single “New Slave” by projecting the song and complementary visual on the sides of 66 randomish buildings across the globe. I love, love, love Kanye’s theatrics and ability to turn something as corporate tainted as an album release into an ongoing off-stage performance.
And it should be dramatic. This is his baby — more so than the actual one growing inside Kim. And this one-click and it’s over system of downloading albums does zero justice to the months (sometimes years) of work creating an album. Kanye goes into lockdown during production time, even ships collaborators to Hawaii and Paris. So, the lead up to an album’s release deserves to be an event and no one respects that more than Kanye. What he did last night was egotastical, innovative, and fucking perfect.
For me, conceptualization defines artistry and I’m forever impressed by the way Kanye turns each album release into a package that reflects moods associated with periods in his life. They’re not really about the day-to-day grind, but rather his emotive reaction to it all. What we’ll see in the coming weeks before June 18 will be beautiful catharsis. Get ready.
^ Agree 100%
